Îòïðàâëåíî: 01.04.14 20:19. Çàãîëîâîê: Our new language policy

Dear inhabitants,
After a heated debate with ourselves we have decided that the one and only possible language in Hogwarts is English. It is truly unacceptable to talk, to teach and to learn here at the heart of Scotland using the language of our potential foes. Everyone knows that Russia will be the first to be conquered by our glorious Dark Lord and his faithful servants.
Proceeding from the above every teacher as well as every pupil here has to change his or her language to English within the next 24 hours. Those who dare to show the disrespect and disobedience will be subjected to Avada Kedavra spell.
Thank you for your understanding.

 Îòïðàâëåíî: 01.04.14 20:32. Çàãîëîâîê: Very good idea! ..

Very good idea!

 Îòïðàâëåíî: 01.04.14 20:40. Çàãîëîâîê: Ïðèïèñàëà íèæå ñèíèì..

Ïðèïèñàëà íèæå ñèíèìè-ñèíèìè ÷åðíèëàìè è áîëüøèìè-áîëüøèìè áóêâàìè.

"ÂÑÒÓÏÀÉ Â ÐßÄÛ ÑÀÌÎÓÁÈÉÖ ÎÁ ÀÂÀÄÓ!
àíîíèìíî, íàäåæíî, 100% ãàðàíòèÿ ðåçóëüòàòà
ïðèâåäè äðóãà - ïîëó÷è ñêèäêó
ïðèâåäè ñëèçåðèíöà - Àâàäà áåñïëàòíî
ÏÐÅÄËÎÆÅÍÈÅ ÎÃÐÀÍÈ×ÅÍÎ! ÑÏÅØÈÒÅ!

÷ëåíñêèé âçíîñ: ýññå íà ðóññêîì ÿçûêå íà òåìó 《Ïî÷åìó â Øîòëàíäèè ÿ ãîâîðþ ïî-ðóññêè》"

 Îòïðàâëåíî: 01.04.14 20:40. Çàãîëîâîê: Have come to the new..

Have come to the news board, then read the lines, took a pencil and wrote a couple of words on the news list:

"Dear administration,
As for me, I'm terrificly amused by the idea of writting in English, cause it's truly my native language. But do you seriously believe everyone would speak and act in English? For example, I know a guy, who doesn't think English is his best friend.
To be honest, this idea would win "It-is-the-best-thing-in-the-world" award and "it-sucks" award at the same time. I suggest you to revise your new policy.
By the way, i'm still happy to display my thoughts in English
Sincerely yours, Callipso Bruce xx

p.s. happy fools day you too. btw, that's the worst prank in the history of humanity. Peeves would turned over in his coffin, if he had a body"

 Îòïðàâëåíî: 01.04.14 20:46. Çàãîëîâîê: Returned to the anno..

Returned to the announcement and wrote another couple of lines.

"I thought that the best-known killing of this world is avada kedavra + chopping off one's head. it would be amazing to start up "Off With Our Heads Community". I suggest Noah Mahpia to be our lead head. That sounds a bit ambiguous, but could be understood in both ways.
Still yours, Callipso Bruce xx "

 Îòïðàâëåíî: 01.04.14 21:11. Çàãîëîâîê: Hello, my young pada..

Hello, my young padawans!
(And not so young Severus - it isn't for you, but you'll poke your nose anyway, won't you?)
Hogwarts had fallen on hard times!
Wicked administrators, bribed by the order of the Phoenix, compels you to take a foreign language. Answer them "decidedly no"! Speak your own language and vote for Death Eaters! On our side, everyone speaks the language which he wants! And, also, we have the cookies!
For your freedom and our world domination!
Yours sincerely,
The Dark Lord.

Äëÿ òåõ, êòî áîðåòñÿ çà ñâîáîäó ÿ-çû-êî-èçú-ÿâ-ëå-íè-ÿ (ïðîñòèòå, ó ìåíÿ òóò êàìïàíèÿ â ñîñåäíåì ãîñóäàðñòâå, íîâûå ñëîâà ïðèõîäèòñÿ íà õîäó èçîáðåòàòü, íî è äëÿ Áðèòàíèè, îêàçûâàåòñÿ, òåïåðü òîæå àêòóàëüíî) - ðóññêàÿ âåðñèÿ.

Çäðàâñòâóéòå, î þíûå ïàäàâàíû!
(È íå ñòîëü þíûé Ñåâåðóñ, êîòîðûé îòëè÷íî çíàåò àíãëèéñêèé ÿçûê).
 Õîãâàðòñ ïðèøëè òÿæåëûå âðåìåíà! Âàøó ñâîáîäó âîëåèçúÿâëåíèÿ äóøàò àäìèíèñòðàòîðñêèìè ÿçûêîâûìè ðåôîðìàìè, çàñòàâëÿþò Âàñ ñëåäîâàòü äóðàöêèì ïðàâèëàì ëîãèêè "åñëè ìû æèâåì â Áðèòàíèè, òî, çíà÷èò, äîëæíû ãîâîðèòü íà àíãëèéñêîì ÿçûêå".
Ñêàæèòå ðåøèòåëüíîå íåò! Âñòóïàéòå â îïïîçèöèþ! Âñòóïàéòå â ìóæåñòâåííûå ðÿäû* Ïîæèðàòåëåé Ñìåðòè! Äàéòå áîé àíãëîÿçû÷íûì îêêóïàíòàì!
Ó íàñ âû ñìîæåòå ãîâîðèòü íà òîì ÿçûêå, íà êîòîðîì õîòèòå!
È ãëàâíîå - ó íàñ åñòü ïå÷åíüêè!
Ñêàæèòå íåò òèðàíèè è äåñïîòèçìó! Çà ñâîáîäó!
Èñêðåííå Âàø,
Òåìíûé Ëîðä.

*À äëÿ ïîñòîÿííûõ ó÷àñòíèêîâ - ñïåöèàëüíàÿ êîðïîðàòèâíàÿ ïðîãðàììà ïî ïîääåðæêå íàøèõ ñîòðóäíèêîâ: ìû íèêîãäà íå èñïîëüçóåì ñâîå îðóæèå íà ñâîèõ ëþäÿõ.

 Îòïðàâëåíî: 01.04.14 21:21. Çàãîëîâîê: Another couple of wo..

Another couple of words appeared in some magical way under the answers.

"Dear everybody,
Thank you for your answers and your kind encouragement. Dear Emily, we have already put you into the list of those who may claim the Avada so please don't worry. You may now go to Malkin's and order some new gown for your execution day. The correct date of your execution will be announced later. Please watch for our announcements.
Dear Callipso, Peeves is a poltergeist, not a ghost. Unfortunately he has no body and no coffin. What a looser, isn't he? Your community idea is great, thank you! But please don't put any other Heads of the Houses into this association in order not to leave the Houses completely headless. It won't fit them unless it's Gryffindor, of course.
Dear Lord,
We consider you to be an impostor. Please prepare for the execution as well. Our one and only Dark Lord will be happy to get rid of another "i-am-the-smartest"-guy who finally saved enough money to buy a Polyjuice Potion.

 Îòïðàâëåíî: 01.04.14 21:22. Çàãîëîâîê: Wrote another couple..

Wrote another couple of words:

"Dear Lord,
Does it mean that you are some kind of drastic and sweeping opposition to good citizens of scotland? And you want to prevent a genocide against speakers of shakespeare's language? If it's so, take me to your army of Death Eaters and adherents of tolstoy and dostoevskiy's language.

Best wishes, Callipso xxx

p.s. i have a bizarre feeling that post was directed by Wes Anderson"

 Îòïðàâëåíî: 01.04.14 21:23. Çàãîëîâîê: Çà÷åðêàëà ñâîè çàïèñ..

Çà÷åðêàëà ñâîè çàïèñóëüêè è ïîâåñèëà íîâóþ áóìàæêó ðÿäîì ñ ïîäïèñàííîé íåêèì Ëîðäîì. Ïå÷åíüêè æå ðåøàþò, à íå èñïîðòèòü ÷óæîå îáúÿâëåíèå ãðåõ.

"Ïå÷èâî âðÿòóº ñâ³ò! Çäèâóé ðîñ³ÿí ³ àíãë³éö³â - äàºø óêðà¿íñüêó ìîâó äåðæàâíîþ â øîòëàí䳿! Ñâîáîäó ïàïóãîþ!"

 Îòïðàâëåíî: 01.04.14 21:46. Çàãîëîâîê: 一个

一个新的题词发生了:
大家好!
我觉得,我们要用中文,因为一百年以后中国人夺取世界政权。不巧,佛地魔 (原名湯姆•魔佛羅•瑞斗)不能杀中国人,所以我们应该学习这很可爱的语言. 战争不睡觉!
我还可以当你们的中文老师。明天学生应走到罗伊纳•拉文克劳的塔楼门口。
顺颂台绥, 卡吕普索•布鲁斯 xx


One more note appeared:
"Hello, everyone
I think, we'd better use chinese, cause in a century chinese people will capture the whole world and unfortunately the Dark Lord (known as Tom Marvolo Reddl) can't kill all the chinese, so we'd better learn a new language. The war is really close!
I can be you new teacher. Everyone interested should came up tomorrow to Rowena Ravenclaw temple's enter.
Besr regards, Callipso Bruce xx"

 Îòïðàâëåíî: 01.04.14 22:00. Çàãîëîâîê: Schrieb ein paar Wor..

Schrieb ein paar Worte fur die Anzeige:

"Ich will Deutsch zu sprechen. Warum können nicht alle Menschen ihre Lieblingssprache wählen?
Lieber, Dark Lord. Bitte lehre mich unverzeihlich Bann, und ich gratuliere unserer Verwaltung glücklich Narren Tag.
Ihre Helen Foranen"

 Îòïðàâëåíî: 01.04.14 22:08. Çàãîëîâîê: Dear Hogwarts, or wh..

Dear Hogwarts, or who you are there,
I knew it was you, vile Dumbledore! Whether you like it or not, this world will be mine. Even if your opinion differs from mine. Is it clear?
Worst wishes,
The Dark Lord.

And one more:

Dear Callipso!
Welcome aboard! You are incredibly smart, we need people like you! Contact our official agent - Jenny Brenton! She'll acquaint with an affair.
Still your,
The Dark Lord.

È åùå îäíà.

Äîðîãà Åì³ë³!
Âñòóïàé äî íàøèõ ëàâ! Âèñëîâëþéñÿ òà áèé Îðäåí Ôåí³êñà ò³ºþ ìîâîþ, ÿêîþ çàáàæàºø! Ïðîâåäåìî ðåôåðåíäóì ùîäî ïðèºäíàííÿ Øîòëàí䳿 äî Óêðà¿íè!
ïîêè ùå íå òâ³é,
Òåìíèé Ëîðä.


È ïðèïèñêà íà ïîñëåäíåé çàïèñêå:

Äåâî÷êà, ÿ òåáÿ íå ïîíÿë, ãîâîðè ñî ìíîé ïî-êèòàéñêè!
Íå Òåìíûé. Íå Ëîðä.
È ÷óð ìåíÿ!

 Îòïðàâëåíî: 01.04.14 22:24. Çàãîëîâîê: Íå äîðîãèé Òåìíèé Ëî..

"Íå äîðîãèé Òåìíèé Ëîðä, áèòè íåö³êàâî. Õî÷ó çàãîäóâàòè ¿õ ïå÷èâîì. Âè îá³öÿëè ïå÷åíüêè! Äå-äå-äå?
ß çãîäíà ò³ëüêè çà ïå÷åíüêè!"

 Îòïðàâëåíî: 01.04.14 22:29. Çàãîëîâîê: Íàï³ñàëà ÿø÷ý ïàðó ñ..

Íàï³ñàëà ÿø÷ý ïàðó ñëî¢ ïàä àá'ÿâàé.
"Íàâîøòà àá'ÿäíî¢âàöü Øàòëàíäûþ ç Óêðà³íàé? Äàâàéöå ¢ñå äà íàñ, ó Áåëàðóñü. Ó íàñ íàâàò Ö¸ìíû Ëîðä ãó÷ûöü ïðûâàáíà. Äàåø Ïàæûðàëüí³êࢠÑìåðö³! ß ãàëàñóþ çà ñâàáîäíû âûáàð ìîâû. I ïå÷ûâà!"

 Îòïðàâëåíî: 01.04.14 22:38. Çàãîëîâîê: Äîðîãà Åì³ë³! ßêùî ..

Äîðîãà Åì³ë³!
ßêùî òè ìîæåø ïîáèòè Îðäåí Ôåí³êñà, çàãîäóâàòè ¿õ ïå÷èâîì - ãîäóé!
Çâåðíèñÿ ï³ñëÿ âèêîíàííÿ òåñòîâîãî çàâäàííÿ.
Ò.Ë.

Íà âòîðîé ïîäïèñàë áåç ïîäïèñè:
Äåâî÷êà, ÿ æå ãîâîðèë ïðî êèòàéñêèé!

 Îòïðàâëåíî: 01.04.14 22:49. Çàãîëîâîê: "Íå äîðîãèé Òåìí..

"Íå äîðîãèé Òåìíèé Ëîðä.
ß, çâè÷àéíî, â³äçâ³òóþ ï³ñëÿ âèêîíàííÿ çàâäàííÿ, àëå ïå÷èâî-òî äå ÿ â³çüìó? Ìåí³ ïîòð³áíà ñïîíñîðñüêà äîïîìîãà ó âèãëÿä³ äåñÿòè êîðîáîê ïå÷èâà ³ ïåðåêëàäíà íàêëåéêà ç ̳òêîþ!
Åì³ë³"